Guacamole Monkey Doctor has been busy making Noise for your enjoyment

Thank you for visiting our new site. This is just a temporary portal to our Noise archives.  Over the next few weeks, the Great Tavo will be re-designing our web presence from the ground up.  But for now, back by popular demand, our most requested albums and experimental artifacts are again available to the masses.

Guacamole Monkey Doctor is dedicated to creating Sonic Chaos and Noise, bringing all elements of Experimental Music together.  We fuse Destruction and Musique Concrete with Soundscape and the Avant Garde, sprinkled with Porn and Feedback, layers of Effects and the desimation of Vinyl LPs.  Together, all this Audio Horror produces truely disturbing 3D journeys through Hell.

Thanks to all our die hard (and demented) fans out there!  Without your support and insanity we couldn't continue on...  Ah, who are we kidding?!  We hate you as much as you love to hate us, but don't let that stop you from exploring our twisted world.  We've added TONS of new material, and more is being added almost every day!

Our spam filter gets rid of most of your annoying emails, but feel free to try and contact us anyways:   guacamolemonkeydoctor@hotmail.com

Those of you who are familiar with our evolution, are aware that we've steadily expanded our style over the past decade.  What began as Anit-Music jam sessions has evolved to into full on Sonic-Chaos, often devoid of any and all musical references.

And for those of you who've enjoyed our unique methods of destroying old LP records will find that we're still up to our old tricks!  In fact, we add new vinyl to our "Torture" pile almost every week.  Infact, we may soon be streaming live broadcasts of this mayhem on a semi-regular basis.

In the meantime you can email us at: guacamolemonkeydoctor@hotmail.com. (We actually DO enjoy hearing from you psychos and wack-o's, so keep the feedback coming!)

And please remember:  The sounds contained on this site are intended to disorient and confuse the listener.  If you are easily disturbed by things that are less than normal, you should not play any of the samples we post.

Also, we've been finding snippets of our Guacamole popping up all over the net.  Hey, we understand that you want to sample our Noise, lets face it, it's way better than your own s#!t, but seriously, contact us first.  You'd hate to find your site rendered useless just because you forgot to say the Magic Word!